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HEW Main Event

Grudge Match
Zero -vs- HaVøC

August 6, 1999

Damon: Wait, what's that music? Wait, that's Havoc!

Dotcom: I didn't even know he was here.

(CUE UP: "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath CUT TO: The entryway... It explodes into flame... A figure appears in the haze... It is Havoc. He is dressed in a black t-shirt and a pair of jeans. He has a microphone in his hand. He receives a decent pop from the crowd as he steps through the ropes.)

Havoc: "I am sick and tired of everyobe asking me how I feel. I am sick and tired of people asking me if i'll ever wrestle again... You want to know?"

(Huge crowd pop.)

Havoc: "Yeah... Yeah, I'll wreste again... Matter of fact... why don't I show you all right now?!?"

(Another crowd pop.)

Havoc: "While I've been... "out"... there has been one man inparticular... that just doesnt know when to shut the fuck up. He doesn't know when to stop talking and move on... Well... I refer, of course, to the cuddly and lovable hero they call... Zero..."

(Yet another pop)

Havoc: "So what I'm going to do is REAL simple. So even YOU should get this one, Lint... Bring your pierced ass down to this ring right now and we'll settle things once and for all!"

(Fade to: )

(The crowd erupts...

(Suddenly, the lights go low as the sound of feedback from an amp is heard. Then, suddenly, the crunch of the guitars in "Infected" begins to play. As it does, red lights above the ring start panning out in all directions. As they do this, red lights from the entrance way start rotating back and forth across the forward view. From behind the curtain, Zero walks out. He begins to slowly walk towards the ring As the intro to the song fades off, the lights start to flicker. As the first verse arrives, the lights get faster in the flicker, and are joined by white lights, and 4 positioned strobe lights, all centering in down on the ring. Zero takes his time to the ring. As he enters the ring, the lights and music die down.Zero gets a mic from the announcer, and stares at HaVoC standing across the ring from him.)

Zero: "Havoc...you wanted this. And I wouldn't have it any other way." Damon: Zero throws the mic at Havoc. It glances off of Havoc's face. Havoc goes to grab the side of his face, but Zero is already charging in at him. A knee to Havoc's gut. Havoc folds over. Zero slams his forearm over Havoc's back.

Dotcom: Man, this match wasn't even scheduled, and it looks to be one of the best of the night!

Damon: Yeah, I know. Zero...belly to back suplex! Oh man, and Havoc has a hurt neck. That can't be good for him.

Dotcom: Havoc rolls to the outside. He appears to be thinking things out. He's pacing back and forth on the outside. He looks up. Zero's coming to the outside....over the ropes!

Damon: But Havoc sees him, and jumps to the left. Zero comes of the ropes....right into the guardrail. Oh man!

Dotcom: They're both laying on the mats. Havoc hit the mat hard when he dove, and Zero collided with the guardrail. Wait, Havoc's up. He stands over Zero....kick to the ribs. And another. And an elbow drop. What's he doing now?

Damon: He's looking under the ring for something. He's grabbed something. A table. What is he going to do with it? He isn't setting it up. Wait, he's carrying it to the guardrail. He's propping it up....

Dotcom: Zero's starting to get up. But Havoc grabs him. Right hand to the face. He grabs Zero's hair...Zero with an elbow, Havoc returns it with another punch....Zero grabs Havoc's hands...

Damon: But Havoc quickly grabs Zero, around the waist....and hip tosses him into that table. The table shatters. Zero hit it upside down. He's just laying on top of the splinters, his legs up against the guardrail.

Dotcom: But Havoc's grabbing his neck. That must of hurt it somehow. He's walking around the ring, trying to work out the kinks in it or something.

Damon: Wait, Zero is getting up. His face is cut up from all of the splinters, but he's returning to his feet. Havoc doesn't see him. Zero's grabbing a chair. He's below the ring apron, waiting for Havoc to walk around. Havoc walks to where the table was shattered, and is instantly surprised to not see Zero. Wait, Zero stands up from behind the ring apron. Chair shot to Havoc's head. Havoc wobbles...Zero grabs Havoc's head...slams it down on the apron. Zero puts the chair under his arm, and rolls Havoc into the ring.

Dotcom: Havoc's laying on the mat. Zero goes up to the top turnbuckle. He's holding that chair. What's this?.....he jumps, in mid-air he puts that chair under one leg....guittene leg drop with the chair onto Havoc.

Damon: Oh my God! Zero's getting up....

Dotcom: Wait, who's that coming from the entrance? It looks like a woman...it's.....it's....oh my God....it's Karen!! She's come back! She's finally come back to Zero!! Damon: She gets up on the ring apron. Zero see's her. She's smiling. And Zero is....smiling? Zero's smiling for a change!

Karen: "Everything's okay. So sorry that I haven't been able to tell you this...."

Dotcom: Look at Zero. He looks actually happy. Karen has returned to him. It looks like Zero is going to try to finish off Havoc so he can get back to Karen. Zero turns to Havoc...Havoc's starting to get up....Zero grabs Havoc's shoulder....wait! wait! Karen gets in the ring. She has a chair! She's going to hit Havoc....

Damon: But she hits Zero! She nailed Zero in the back of the head with that chair! What's going on? Karen used to be Zero's valet! Zero drops to his knees. He's staring at Karen...he can't believe it.

Dotcom: Havoc is up. He grabbed the chair that Zero had used on him. Chair shot to Zero! Karen with a chair shot...a sandwich chair shot! They both hit each side of Zero's head with the chair at the same time. Zero goes down. Havoc begins to kick Zero, while Karen slams the chair across Zero's back....

Damon: Wait! Someone else is coming from the back. It's Simon! He's running to the ring, and he has a chair as well.

Dotcom: Havoc sees him. He lets him in the ring. Now is Simon gonna deliver chair shots too? He rears the chair back....and hits Havoc....knocks him over the top rope. What?! What's going on! Security is rushing to the ring.

Damon: Havoc is trying to get back into the ring, but the security is holding him back. Simon is inside the ring checking to see if Zero is ok.

Dotcom: Wow! What a match that was! We didn't even expect it. It looks like security will prevent it from continuing, though.

(The scene begins to fade as Zero pushes Simon off and the two half a stare down as Havoc and Karen are looking at them, The Elite stand at the aisle way looking at them, as the Terrorized 99 logo explodes)


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