Stan: This is our Main Event and is for the HEW World Heavyweight Championship... Coming to the ring first...

(The lights in the building completely cut out... CUE UP: "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath... The entryway explodes...)

Stan: Weighing in at 302 pounds... Representing Terror Incorporated...

(He appears in the entryway, enulfed in smoke... The glint of thre Hardcore title shows on his waist... He wears Black and Gold and is followed by a beautiful woman...)

Stan: ...Accompanied to the ring by the Lovely Karen... He... is... HaVøC!!!

(He steps through the ropes to a mixed reaction. As the lights cut out again, the cameras see Havoc go utside the ring... looking for a steel chair...)

Joey: What is Havoc up to?

Damon: I'm not really sure... Look at Karen's ass!

Stan: And his opponent... is the Two Time HEW World Heavyweight Champion. He is the Sultan of Sin and the Duke of Demonology... he is... The Father of All UnHoly!!!

(In an eruption of flame and smoke.. CUE UP: THe Theme from Halloween. the Father silently walks to the ring with a purpose. In his right hand he holds a steel chair of his own... on his shoulder... The World Title...)

Joey: Looks like the Father came prepared! This is a dream match, Damon! A dream match! J-Smooth truly is a brilliant man! It's driven a wedge between these two friends...

Damon: Can you stop kissing ass long enough tocall the match? Can you?

Joey: I think I can do that... wait a minute... The Father and Havoc are now staring nose to nose... they're both smiling. What?

Damon: They're setting up the chairs. Havoc sits down and the Father call for a mic.... What the hell is going on h--

Father: J-Smooth? I am the HEW Champion. So FUCK you! Got it? I'll do what I want... wneh I want... and HOW I want to do it. Yo don't like it? GOOD. Let me tell everybodysomething... Just because I'm not associated with Terror Incorporated... doesn't mean I don't look out for my old stable mates. And Havoc has a little challenge to make. Here, Havoc... You take the mic while I spark this blunt up...

Havoc: Folks... you've all heard this song before... Second verse... Same as the first. Zero... I want your sorry carcass down to this ring RIGHT FUCKING NOW, got it? Thre Hardcore title? It's mine... I told you I'd fight you tonight... Now's the fucking time...

(Suddenly, the lights go low as the sound of feedback from an amp is heard. The crowd starts a slight cheer. Then, suddenly, the crunch of the guitars in "Infected" begins to play. As it does, red lights above the ring start panning out in all directions. As they do this, redlights from the entrance way start rotating back and forth across theforward view. From behind the curtain, Zero steps out. At that moment,the cheers begin to get louder, drowning out the boos that werepreviously for HaVoC.

HaVoC: " Zero... just so you know.. This beating I'm aboutto dish out to you? It won't feel good... ButI need you to know hat Iput you down... and that's PRECISELY what Im going to do to you RIGHTNOW!"

Damon: Wow, Havoc seems pretty serious about this. He's goingto give the mic to the ring announcer, as Zero slowly starts to walktoward him. But...Havoc turns around, and throws the mic right intoZero's face. Zero grabs his head, as Havoc runs at Zero, with a forearmright into Zero's chest. Zero gets knocked back into the turnbuckle.

Joey: I guess the Hardcore championship match is on the line, so thiswill probably be hardcore rules....but with these two, I think theycould care less what the rules are...they'll go at it hardcore, nomatter what.

Damon: I think you're probably right. Havoc with akick into Zero's gut...Havoc's kicking Zero down the turnbuckle. Zerodown to the canvas. Now, Havoc's going to the outside. He's grabbingthat garbage can that Zero had brought to the ring. He's dumpingeverything out, and just tosses the garbage can into the ring.

Joey: Havoc back into the ring. He grabs the garbage can, and sets it inthe middle of the ring. Zero's still lying low in the corner. Havocgrabs Zero by the head....and...bulldog onto the garbage can....thefront of the garbage can looks pretty smashed in.

Damon: Zero's laying in the ring. Havoc begins to kick on Zero. He stopsfor a moment, looking off at the fans, who reply with a chorus of boos.Havoc then runs to the ropes...elbow drop?....he rebounds off of them,jumps over Zero on his way across...goes off the other set ofropes....he comes down for the elbow...Zero gets out of the way....Havocslams his elbow hard against the mat.

Joey: Havoc's holding his elbow, but Zero is trying to get up. He rollsto the turnbuckles, trying to pull himself up. He's almost...he's up.But so is Havoc. Havoc with a run into the corner...Zero gets out of theway, dropping to the mat, and onto the outside...Havoc runs straightinto the turnbuckle.

Damon: Zero's looking under the ring....he's got a table. Looks likehe's setting it up against the edge of the apron, and the guard rail.Zero's climbing back into the ring. Havoc's getting up....Zero grabsHavoc....belly to belly suplex, throwing Havoc over the ropes, andthrough the table onto the outside. Oh man...Havoc hit hard.

Joey: Havoc's not moving on the outside. He's laying between thosepieces of broken table. Zero grabs the garbage can in the ring, andthrows it down onto Havoc. Right on Havoc's chest.

Damon: Zero's going to the other side of the ring. He goes to theoutside, and grabs something that was in that garbage can...it's abroom...

Joey: But Havoc's starting to stir on the otherside.Zero's coming around the ring. Havoc's grabs the garbage can on top ofhim. As Zero comes around the ring, Havoc throws it right into Zero. Ithits Zero in the head, as he drops the broom. Havoc is slow to fully getup...but he's going to capatilize on this.

Damon: Zero's holding his head, as it looks like that garbage can cuthis head when it hit. A little blood is trickling down his fingers.But, Havoc grabs a piece of that broken table...and slams it on top ofZero's head. Zero falls to the guard rail...Havoc with another shot,breaking that piece in two.

Joey: That's a strong piece of wood, too. But, it looks like Havoc isn'tstopping there. He's grabbing that broom....oh man...and just slams itacross the forehead of Zero, breaking it in two! What a shot byHavoc....

Damon: Zero folds over the rail....and Havoc puches himcompletely over....the fans begin to move out of the way....Zero is onhis knees...Havoc with a kick to Zero's chest....Zero's falls into anempty seat.

Joey: Havoc is climbing onto the guard rail...he's balancing himself forsome kind of move...he leaps...Zero grabs that chair....and hits Havocin the head on Havoc's way down.

Damon: Havoc falls to the concrete, his forehead starting to bleed. Zerogets up to his feet, slowly, and grabs Havoc, throwing him across theguardrail. Havoc's laying on the mat....Zero's grabbing a table....he'spropping it against a guard rail...he grabs Havoc...and Havoc, from outof nowhere, DDT into that table...Zero goes through it head first,slamming into the guard rail....

Joey: Hey, wait...somebody's coming....it's Blade! and Gettis! They'recoming to ringside...Havoc sees them...are they hear to beat up Havoc?

Damon: They come face to face with Havoc...they're having a staredown....and....AND....!!!....AND BLADE BEGINS TO STOMP ON ZERO! What isgoing on?! Now Havoc joins in, while Gettis grabs a chair....Havoc grabsZero,.....he's holding him....Gettis hands the chair to Blade...Blade,with a chair shot to Zero....BUT....BLADE TURNS AROUND...CHAIR SHOT TOGETTIS...WHAT THE FUCK?!

Joey: Here comes Bobby Jackson? Now what's he here for? To help Gettis?To help Zero....he grabs a chair....and, another chair shot to Gettis,delivered by Jackson! What! I though, wait....I thought?

Damon: Blade and Jackson begin to pound on Gettis...Havoc iswatching....Zero's up! He grabs Havoc...Havoc is surprised! LEVELZERO...onto those pieces of a table....Blade and Jackson didn't seeit...Zero goes for the cover...1......2..........3!! Zero is the new Hardcore champ!

Joey: Blade and Jackson here the bell ring....they see Zero....they graba chair, and begin to now beat on Zero....Zero doesn't have thestrength to retaliate....he's knocked down to the mat....Blade andJackson with more chair shots.....Havoc's slowly getting up....he walkspast those two, and grabs the Hardcore title, and him and Karen walk upthe runway....Blade and Jackson see Havoc leaving, and they throw theirchairs down onto Zero and Gettis...and walk up the runway with Havoc and Karen

Damon: Now what the fuck is going on? Blade, Jackson, and Havoc are now together?

Joey: WHats going on Triple XXX is here, J-Smooth and Triple XXX are walking to the ring, Smooth nails HaVoC with a foreign object, UnHOLY Father is now up and Triple XXX lays him out with an XXXStasy Wish both of them stand at the top of the aisle.

(FADE: The scene begins to fade as J-Smooth stands at the aisle way shaking his head as he walks to the back and the MAYHEM logo explodes as all men continue to brawl)